Fey XY

"Guys, wake up." dad said as he knocked the door. It took some time for me to raise my head and sit down on my bed. My little brother didn't even bother lifting his body.
"Dude. Hey wake up. Wake up kid, wake up. Wake up, kid, wake up." I teased my little brother by poking him and shoving him a bit until he gave some life signals. We share the room while my older sister sleeps on her own room but hey, as long as I don't interrupt my little bro with his homewrok or he messes with my CDs, we work out fine.
Standing up, I headed to the bathroom to get ready to high school. It generally takes me very few time, I always have at least half an hour free before the school bus comes. Like always, school was the bore. And like always, I had the tools to face it and not die while trying. Cellphone, iPod, flirty messages sent to 6 different girls in the same classroom and some paper planes helped a bit.
Math is the exception.
SLAP SLAP SLAP!
"Dimitri would you mind telling me how to solve this?" the priest asked, waking me up by slaming the ruler against my desk. I woke up startled, making some of my classmates giggle. I looked at the board...man, math isn't one of my best things...
"Mmmm...maybe if you put that little number over there...to the right." I suggested
"Have you not learned anything that we've been learning for the past 6 months?" the priest exclaimed
"I dunno! You're supposed to have a degree in this stuff, don't you?" I asked. The priest sighed exasperated and continued while I recieved some congratulation slaps on the back from my two best friends.
"He's gonna kill me in the end of the year." I said, turning to Daniel
"He is." he answered, then he asked for permission to leave. He plays in a pro football team, so he leaves classes to practice. I envy that so much...
By the end of the day, I headed with Yeoni, my bestfriend from the neighborhood, to band practice. She was listening to some drum set on his mp3 and like the damn addict she is, she was banging the first surface she could find: the air, a trash can, windows, a car, my shoulder, anything . And I can't blame the girl, the same happens to me.
We got to the truck garage where we generally practice. A girl was setting up the microphone. With a teasing smile, I walked behind her and asked in a purry voice,
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"It's 'Get Away' " she answered me, while shoving me away, "Jeez Dim, you're such a flirt."
"Am I?" I asked, pretending to be shocked, "I never knew!" I laughed with her glance, then hugged her. She refused to accept it.
"Aw, Strawberry, c'mon!" I said
"I have to install this shit, ok?" she said, trying to pull out some boxes. I went to help her as Shadow reached to us.
"Dude, you weren't going to lift this by yourself, were you?" he asked Strawberry
"I guess I won't now." she beamed, "Work bitch." she slapped my bum
"Yeah babe, again!" I said, moving my pelvis area to make my bum move.
"You tease." Yeoni rolled her eyes as she warmed up for the drums. At that moment, Saoko came with his huge-ass dog Sirius. Ah man, I love big dogs. The dogs in my house are small and generally stressing to me since I can't see them so well. But big dogs? Damn.
"What's up you guys?" he asked, hugging Strawberry and Yeoni by the shoulders, "Did you manage to get the electric equipment?"
"Yep. Shadow and Dim arranged them all." Strawberry said. Before begining practice, I shot out a question in the air,
"You guys, what would happen if I were a girl and, you know, we were all of the opposite sex?"
"Why do we always start practice with one of your questions?" Yuma, a tall pale guy that plays the keyboards, asked.
"Hey, it's just me asking whether we'd be hotter as girls." I answered
"I guess we would be." Shadow acknowledged
"What? I'm pretty hot as a guy right now!" Saoko answered, flexing his arms.
"Yes dude, you make me go gay." Yuma said, then he connected the keyboard to the wall and exclaimed, "Siçmak! Can we start now?"
"Mmmkay. Yeoni, give us the beat." Saoko said as he started the microphone. But just as Yeoni was marking the beat of the song, a ringtone filled the place, while I felt something vibrate from my leg. I pulled out my cellphone, looked at the guys, shrugged ("sorry guys") and answered the call.
"Hello?"
"Hi Dimitri"
"Hey" I answered in a flirty tone(who is it? I don't have a girlfriend...)
"Hey, I was just wondering...you're pretty good in English."
"I'm really good in anything, darling." (Mkay, that voice is very familiar...)
She giggled on the other line, "So, you know there's a quiz next Tuesday, do you think you have time to help me out this Friday after class?"
"For you, I have all the time in the world." (so, she's in my English class...who's it?) I heard her laugh softly, "You laugh beautifully. Do you sing?"
"No, I don't" she laughed again, "But I play soccer." (Soccer...soccer...is it Pamela? or Stephanie? Maybe it's Mercedes...or is it Betty?)
"Really? Well, that's great. Do you have time to be lovely with all that soccer?"
"Naturally." she answered, giggling. (Ok, now I'm pretty SURE it has to be either Pamela or Ana from the other class...)
"Quick question, is it Pam?" I asked
"Yeah" (Pam...Pamela! Oh, okay. The chick with the hot legs...bless you, Soccer)
"Ok Pam, see you on Friday. Bye."
"Bye"
" ' Hi, I'm Dimitri, I'm a shameless flirt. I remembered my last girlfriend's birthday when I was flirting with a saleslady whose hair was the same shade as my girlfriend's. I change ladies more often than I change booxers, and the only one I'm faithful to is my Fender.' " Shadow mocked
"Shut up, virgin." I snapped
" 'I'll probably end up with 40 kids and living with AIDS. But in the meantime, fuck it. I'm single and ready to mingle.' " Yeoni continued, shaking her boobs. I just rolled my eyes and connected the guitar.