Romeo's Annoying Day

It was 3 in the morning, Romeo was still asleep when a force started to bounce on the matress where he was sleeping.
"Nooo....Kiro, it's late!" Romeo moaned
"Wake up! Wake up! It's Saturday!" Kiro chirped
"Shitty damn fuck, Kiro! Saturday and you wake me up early?!" Romeo groaned, "It's only 3:55!"
"Too bad! I'm cooking breakfast. If you're not there by four o'five, I'll wake you up. Okis?"
"Yeah, yeah. Whaterver, smurf." Romeo growled. Kiro clapped his hands and went to the kitchen, where he had coffee ron process. He went to the window, where he was growing some bean seedlings on a little patch of dirt. He took two big handfuls dirt and put it in the filter as the coffee got prepared. Then, he took out the mold he had hidden on a tupperware and put it in the eggs as he prepared them scrambled.
By 4:10, Romeo hadn't waken up, so Kiro took an airhorn and a table and headed to Romeo's bedroom. Romeo was snoring, of course. Kiro put the table to cover his head, then blew the airhorn directly at Romeo's ear and pressed the button, making Romeo scream and get up, crashing his head against the table.
"OW FUCK! KIRO!" Romeo yelled
"TIME TO WAKE UP!" Kiro yelled, then rushed out of the bedroom. Romeo cursed him out loud and followed out of the room.
"I made you breakfast." Kiro said proudly.
"Nice. Thank you." Romeo growled, then looked at the breakfast Kiro made. There was surely something on it. Oh well...

He started to cough on the first bite of eggs he took.
"What the hell did you put on these?!" Romeo asked
"Are they too salty?" Kiro asked with fake innocence
"There's...I dunno...something on them!"
"Oh, I don't know. I just made them. Here, have some coffee."
Romeo couldn't even swallow it.
"Morning." Yu said
"KIRO! OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO PUKE!" Romeo yelled as he ran away to the bathroom. Yu gave him a weird look, then took a sip of the coffee. He spit it out.
"What the- Kiro, did you put dirt on the coffee?!" Yu asked
Kiro only raised his eyebrows mysteriously and drank from his milk vase.
Once Romeo was done throwing up, he decided to take a shower...only to later have the lights turn off two minutes later.
"Oh, hell this is my day." Romeo said out loud and sarcastically as he was taking a shower. He turned it off and grabbed a towel to cover his little man, but when he moved the curtains of the shower, he saw Kiro standing next to the shower, murder intent on his eyes, holding a spoon with blood...no, not blood. Ketchup.
"What are you doing?" Romeo asked
"I must find a more suitable host body." Kiro said in a demonic voice, then smiled devily at Romeo. He realized his eyes were wide at that moment.
"Uh-huh...." Romeo said slowly

Two hours later, Cinema Bizarre was out on the streets looking for new instruments. They got into a musical store, where Yu went to see the guitars, Shin the drums, and Romeo the keyboards. Kiro, however, quickly took a pair of cow bells and went behind him shaking them. Romeo stopped and closed his eys, trie to calm down and said,
"Kiro, don't you have enough? I mean, I'm still deaf on the right ear because of the air horn."
"I'm still deaf because of the air horn." Kiro repeated
"Are you mocking me?" Romeo said
"Are you mocking me?" Kiro said while still shaking the bells
"Stop it, Kiro"
"Stop it, Kiro"
"Enough!"
"Enough!"
"I'M STUPID AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Romeo yelled in the same exact moment that Kiro stopped shaking the bells and remained quiet. Everyone in the store heard him scream that, and was looking at him oddly. Romeo glared at Kiro and went back into looking at the keyboards. Everything went into normal activity until...
"HEY Romeo, have you continued using Viagra?" Kiro asked out loud. Romeo whipped back at Kiro as he saw how people looked at him in a weird way.
"Kiro, I don't know what you're talking baout." Romeo said, death-glaring Kiro. But he was just begining.
"But you never answered my question! Have you kept using Viagra? Cause you said you had your problems and stuff, that you-"
"Okay, enough!" Romeo exclaimed, walking out of the store. Kiro found two metal buckets and ran out of the store, following Romeo and hitting the buckets together.
"...Thy kingdom come, that woill be done on Earth as it is on Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and keep me from commiting a murder..." Romeo prayed as the metal clanging zoomed into his brain. He was begining to get a headache.

"ALRIGHT! STOP IT!" Romeo yelled, two blocks later, "I have a headache, ok?! Do you mind going to the pharmacy and buying me a painkiller before I explode?"
"Sure thing! Wait here." Kiro said, then dashed to the drugstore. Romeo went to a liquor store and bought a bottle of water. He got out in time as Kiro gave him a pill. Romeo put it in his mouth and drank from the water bottle, then said,
"Okay, let's go to the music store now."
"Okay.." Kiro said smiling, thinking about how Romeo had just swallowed a whole Viagra pill. And once they got back to the music store, the rest of the band was starting to get out.
"Hey...Romi, I was away for five minutes, you got very happy to see me." Yu said, looking at Romeo's lower section.
"Huh? OH!"
"Yay! See, Romeo? I told you that you had to keep using it to finally solve your problem!" Kiro exclaimed loudly again. Romeo just turned around and got out as humanly as possible. Of course, as he tried to run away with his man throbbing like that, Kiro was right behind him, stepping on his ankles as he walked.
"Kiro, I'm going to hang your ass on the Eiffel Tower!" he growled
"You're going to hang my ass on the Eiffel Tower?" Kiro asked
"Yes." Romeo growled
"Yes?"
"Stop it!"
"Stop it?"
"YES, STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING AS A QUESTION!"
"Stop repeating everything as a question?"
"Kiro!"
"Kiro?"
"That's enough!"
"That's enough?"
"AAAAAAAAARGH!"
"Aaaaaaaaargh?"
Once they got back to the apartment and Romeo got rid of the little "nuisance", he went to the kitchen and tried to relax, until Kiro came next to him and screamed at his ear, then ran away.
"DAAAAAAGH! KIRO!"
"Squeak!"
"Kiro, come here!"
"Squeak!"
"I'll light him on fire." Romeo whispered to himself. After a while, though, Kiro came back to the living room.
"Romi, I'm sorry I screamed at your ear. It wasn't my intention. I apologize." Kiro said, hanging his head. Romeo looked at him and then said,
"Well, ok. I accept the apologies."
"Can I give you a hug?"
"....ok...."
Romeo felt the smaller man hug him tightly....
And then another scream next to his ear, followed by Kiro running away.
"GODDAMNIT KIRO!"
"Squeak!"

By now, it was nighttime. Kiro got into the kitchen with CandyLand.
"Oh, shoot my stomach. What are you doing here?" Romeo asked
"I want to play CandyLand with you!" Kiro said, sitting on the kitchen table
"No. You cheat." Romeo said
"It's impossible to cheat in CandyLand!"
"You'll find a way to do it."
"No!"
"Trust me, you will." Romeo said. And in followed one of the most sad, annoying noises on the Universe: Kiro's crying.
Kiro began with a soft whimper. The whimper extended, then he was "sobbing", then he wailed softly, and if he wasn't stopped on time, the wails got louder. Kiro was already increasing the volume of his weeps when Romeo said,
"Oh, okay. I'll play Candy Land with you!"
"Yay!" Kiro said, applauding. At that moment, though, Romeo brought his hands to his head.
"Shit, headache's back. I'll go for an aspirin. A REAL one."
"I'll get it!" Kiro said, standing up.
"NO! Well, at least take Strify with you." Romeo warned.
"Okay." Kiro said. He went to the bathroom, where he took out the second Viagra tablet he had and came back.
"Strify says that you have to take this."
"Thanks bro."
Kiro watched with an evil grin as Romeo swallowed another pill. And then, they heard Shin exclaim,
"Lumi! How're you?"
"Good, good. Everything's fine." Luminor's voice came. Romeo and Kiro went to greet their friend. Kiro gave Lumi a bear hug, but just when Romeo was reaching out his hand, Luminor's sight lowered and his eyes widened.
"W-wow um...Romeo, I hope you remember I have a boyfriend." he said
Romeo turned to look down and in a matter of seconds, he was racing down the hallway to the bathroom, really annoyed by now
"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Squeak!"